37 mating positions
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend...
A woman selling apples in New York...
Strategy
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own...
The people are waiting
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500...
A construction worker was whistling...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...
Free meat
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning...
A dubious remedy
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
Ten pounds of pride
Is this her first?..
The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom...
Card games
Communication problem
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari...
First Aid Course
Mary was having an affair during the day while...
Royalty and W
A closer call
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly...
In the midst of a veritable downpour...
Everybody's doing it
A perfect choice
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball...
The other day my house caught fire...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch...
A little town had a high birth rate that...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by...
Embarrassing moments
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum...
A woman strode angrily into the large...
On a very cold winter night...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch...
Stolen Car
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world...
A girl called the police department and reported that...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy...
Two guys are out hunting deer...
There were three men who were lost in the forest...
Three college roommates -- two females and a male...
Forget your daughter...
My name is Brown
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters...
This young lady, a flighty young thing...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table...
A guy says to a salesgirl...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves...
A guy's on the electric chair...
African roulette
Doing the Dishes
I was walking down an alley last night...
Buy me bras!
Over the counter
A man spoke frantically into the phone...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to...
Jewish fly
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and...
Reading time
A dancing duck
A yard sale
Ballroom please!
A city boy was visiting the country and...
I HAD A BAD DAY
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
Cop coming upon a young couple making out...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave...
Ouch
You tell me!
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other...
Fluffy died
A Purple Heart
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at...
How many does it take?
One day Pete was complaining to his friend...
Taking measures
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar...
Spell it
Santas Diversion
Put it to a good use
How'd you get that black eye?
Doing the right thing
A wide selection
Only once
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency...
Two men were walking through the woods when...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders...
Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss...
A man walks into a jewellers shop...
Gimme some aspirin!
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died...
A bad day
During WW II an American soldier...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy...
Ass-corked
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down...
A man decided to have a face lift...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital...
Peanuts
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one...
On a cross-country bus trip...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote...
Hair spray
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla...
A fortune teller
Great roof
The hit-and-run
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road...
The price is right
A college professor's going to bed with his wife...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply...
Three calamities
The barber was finishing a haircut...
A wild party
Kind of awkward
Playtonic relationship
A customer walks into a pharmacy...
A business man from New York decided to quit his job...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs...
A man let out a humongous burp...
A department store had to call off its special...
A man stops by a diner at noon...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon...
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her...
The newly divorced woman...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...
A girl and an elephant
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on...
Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...
Like to screw?
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge...
Make my own bed
The Barber Shop
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's...
Barbie and G.I. Joe
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars...
Discovering too late that a...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town...
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder...
A push
Two men went to the desert for a vacation...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair...
A rookie police officer was assigned...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend...
A woman selling apples in New York...
Strategy
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own...
The people are waiting
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500...
A construction worker was whistling...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...
Free meat
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning...
A dubious remedy
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
Ten pounds of pride
Is this her first?..
The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom...
Card games
Communication problem
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari...
First Aid Course
Mary was having an affair during the day while...
Royalty and W
A closer call
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly...
In the midst of a veritable downpour...
Everybody's doing it
A perfect choice
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball...
The other day my house caught fire...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch...
A little town had a high birth rate that...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by...
Embarrassing moments
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum...
A woman strode angrily into the large...
On a very cold winter night...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch...
Stolen Car
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world...
A girl called the police department and reported that...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy...
Two guys are out hunting deer...
There were three men who were lost in the forest...
Three college roommates -- two females and a male...
Forget your daughter...
My name is Brown
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters...
This young lady, a flighty young thing...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table...
A guy says to a salesgirl...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves...
A guy's on the electric chair...
African roulette
Doing the Dishes
I was walking down an alley last night...
Buy me bras!
Over the counter
A man spoke frantically into the phone...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to...
Jewish fly
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and...
Reading time
A dancing duck
A yard sale
Ballroom please!
A city boy was visiting the country and...
I HAD A BAD DAY
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
Cop coming upon a young couple making out...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave...
Ouch
You tell me!
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other...
Fluffy died
A Purple Heart
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at...
How many does it take?
One day Pete was complaining to his friend...
Taking measures
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar...
Spell it
Santas Diversion
Put it to a good use
How'd you get that black eye?
Doing the right thing
A wide selection
Only once
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency...
Two men were walking through the woods when...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders...
Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss...
A man walks into a jewellers shop...
Gimme some aspirin!
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died...
A bad day
During WW II an American soldier...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy...
Ass-corked
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down...
A man decided to have a face lift...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital...
Peanuts
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one...
On a cross-country bus trip...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote...
Hair spray
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla...
A fortune teller
Great roof
The hit-and-run
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road...
The price is right
A college professor's going to bed with his wife...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply...
Three calamities
The barber was finishing a haircut...
A wild party
Kind of awkward
Playtonic relationship
A customer walks into a pharmacy...
A business man from New York decided to quit his job...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs...
A man let out a humongous burp...
A department store had to call off its special...
A man stops by a diner at noon...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon...
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her...
The newly divorced woman...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...
A girl and an elephant
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on...
Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...
Like to screw?
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge...
Make my own bed
The Barber Shop
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's...
Barbie and G.I. Joe
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars...
Discovering too late that a...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town...
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder...
A push
Two men went to the desert for a vacation...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair...
A rookie police officer was assigned...