Ring, ring!
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The Seven Dwarfs
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There were two people having sex in a car...
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The horny midget found that the best way...
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The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...
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The aged patient doddered into...
Get some of this
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What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
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A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...
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Know the difference
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Bra sizes
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The right rhythm
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An old sailor goes to a brothel...
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These two guys are car pooling home from work one day...
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There was a young girl called Anna...
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The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace...
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Two hookers were on a street corner...
Happens all the time
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One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor...
Sneezing orgasms
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A nun is walking down a deserted road when...
What's the definition of virginity?
When I was growing up I used to lick all...
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A guy steps into an elevator and...
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A Girl Scout troop leader...
The Big Horse Race
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The Australian way
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There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when...
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There was a young man in the Air Force...
A man comes to a doctor and...
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The wife of an older man is distraught...
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6...
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These two sperm were swimming around...
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A mother-daughter conversation
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Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
I tried phone sex once...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
Stuck orgasm
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom...
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Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...
Anomaly or...
Forgot to pedal
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog...
Great A Hot & Juicy Story
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A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...
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A horny young man went to a brothel...
Safe to appear
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What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
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So the elephant says to the naked man...
Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible...
Excuse TO smoke
Three guys are discussing women...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins...
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This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker...
What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
Almost celibate
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A young girl had not been feeling well...
What's the definition of the perfect woman?
Why do women fake orgasms?
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During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss...
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Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...
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Love handles
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Recipe for Banana Bread
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Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick...
Man who goes to sleep with sex...
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97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...
A blind guy goes into a whore house...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night...
What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
For me, penises are a hobby...
Ghost sex
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A man is driving down the freeway...
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny...
Flavoured condoms
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
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Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still...
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What is a yankee?
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A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
The seven dwarves were in Rome...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...
What is the definition of a virgin?
There were two people having sex in a car...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
A fair price
Old Chinese proverb
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What do jello and a woman have in common?
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays...
The horny midget found that the best way...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice...
Standardized Guide to the Bases
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
A tall woman met a midget at a party...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
ZipperGate Update...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...
You can come out now
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able...
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"
Why are women like snow flakes?
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Back in the good ole days in Texas...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next...
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with...
What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
One day a housewife was going about the usual business...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki...
It just kills my appetite
Want some of this?
In jail...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar...
The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...
A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
The aged patient doddered into...
Get some of this
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
How is sex like air?
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
I read last week...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Sexually active
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided...
What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Five fingers
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor...
What's an Australian kiss?
Nearsightedness
Best kind of sex
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
So one sperm says to the other...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college...
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed...
Course of action
Elderly romance
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal...
Soft and Hard
A 70-year-old man has never been married...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18...
A truck driver breaks down and...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend...
Appropriate punishment
Necking
A novel idea
How do you get Visual Aids?
Different sex outcomes
What is green and eats nuts?
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife...
A penis study
Why do they put strings on tampons?
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...
Which of the following does not belong?
Do you smoke after sex?
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding...
Two bikers were talking at a bar...
John pulled over the car by the side of the road...
No children yet
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle...
What is a man's idea of protected sex?
A woman walks into her accountant's office and...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were...
What is the definition of an overbite?
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together...
A proper name
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Wrong card
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...
What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork...
Nauseous sex
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one...
What is red and has seven dents?
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City...
Do you know why it's called sex?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
A cure for a headache
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Poetic justice
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
A question for Bill Clinton
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out...
Paying Rent
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
Why is a joke like pussy?
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A small dissapointment
How do you clean a condom?
It was a somber day in Disney land...
Who's got a bigger crotch?
It was laying limp in my hand...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
Know the difference
Kiss me...yeah!
The definition of amnesia
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
The new hooker had just finished her first trick...
Bra sizes
An elderly man goes into a brothel...
Biology Class
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda...
A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and...
What is the difference between hard and light?
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...
Confessions
A vicious circle
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting...
What am I?
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives...
A man, being on top of a woman...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
What Not to Name Your Dog
A clever court case
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says...
What's the difference between mono and herpes?
A guy's fingering his girlfriend...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him...