A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...
An anti-bat spray
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is the meaning of life?
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
A Friend's Prayer
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when...
Visual joke
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Heaven and smoking
A priest and a lawyer are walking down...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
The ages of man
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
The local priest came across Paddy who had...
Sister Margaret died...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness...
Soap dispenser
Where to send him?
Seymour was a good and pious man...
Change my mind
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train...
Preserving the Egg of Life
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
Two attorneys went into a diner...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue...
Camel Died
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
A little sports match
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
Why wasn't Jesus born in America?
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Love Jesus
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional...
It is written in the Bible!
Nuns First Hot Dog
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle...
At the first session of a conversion class...
The Reverend
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco...
A dangerous animal
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...
Confession
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday...
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch...
The wrong definition
Is there a God?
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
A catholic lithany
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh...
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market...
"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
The Pope took a philosophy professor...
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily...
Satanic Barney Proof
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...
Noah And Today's Ark
GOD will save me
A stupid dog
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV...
Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was...
GIRL'S CONFESSION
Three girls died and were brought to the gates...
Show him your cross
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing...
The Hat
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man...
Heavenly golf
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing...
Pastime for Passover
ZHow offensive is that?
What was the First Commandment?
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the...
A wise choice
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck...
Divine Right
The same thing
And Jesus said unto his disciples...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided...
What's the difference between Jesus and...
A minister was asked by a politician...
The Naming of Jesus
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish...
Pope Dies
Three religious truths
A man was leaving church one day...
A Lutheran minister is driving down...
Ought to be hung
Six people were on a plane...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
The priest was preparing a man...
Got a second?
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies...
A fine sermon
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...
This fellow comes to confession...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
The three truths in life
The only true religion
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock...
Two nuns are walking down an alley...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and...
What did God say after creating man?
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up...
An unfortunate coincidence
The absolved
What causes arthritis?
What's the difference between a nun and a woman...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Jesus has risen
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
Three couples wanted to join a church...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out...
How can I believe in God when just last week...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to...