What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital...
Can't remember
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
A psychology student at a local university...
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady...
After years of psychotherapy...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
Gosh, what a pun!
The evils of marijuana
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach...
Will it hurt doctor?
What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor...
Five penises
A dyslexic nurse
This male prostitute contracted leprosy...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A man walks in to a doctors office...
A woman consulted a doctor...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...
Broken leg
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
A midget walks into the doctors and says...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...
There was this man in a mental hospital...
Pneumonia
Good news
Life is precious
Constipation problem
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist...
A mute was walking down the street one day...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital...
Who's got my pen?
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist...
Howard had felt guilty all day long...
Oprectomy
Proctologists
There was a costume party at a mental hospital...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia...
A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...
Fred Dingaling
What's a definition of a gynecologist?
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
A little change
A girl goes to the doctor...
A definition of psychiatrist
The medical student was asked four reasons...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch...
The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor...
...clamp...
A Short History of Medicine
A young lady walks into a doctors office...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling...
The following statements were found on patient charts...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
This woman goes into a dentist's office...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said...
A serious condition
A large difference
Some problems
No symptoms
Most dentists chairs go up and down...
She said, "Kiss me doctor!"
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...
Just in case
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist...
A man went to the doctor for a check up...
A man walks into a doctor office
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday...
Saving one of them
A man goes to a psychiatrist...
Serious desease
It is worth trying
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...
HEGS
A folk remedy
A memory problem
This male prostitute contracted syphilis...
An old woman came into her doctors office
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa...
My heart set...
Psychoanalysis
Freudian Slip
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
No problem
Benefits of having Alzheimer's
Give me the bad news first...
Psychiatric Hotline
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...
The bad news and the good news
Not a foot
What's the definition of bravery?
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
A man walks into a doctor's office with a...
A doctor fell into a well once...
At a dentist's
From the life of the insane
Don't you just hate it when...
A stuttering problem
A man went to the doctor to get a physical...
Where are the fingers?
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
A woman visits her physician...
MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS
Perfectly normal
I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up...
Sobel goes into the optometrist's office...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
The patient came into the doctor's office...