Being under oath
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A tough case was being argued in court...
Guilty
How are lawyers like sperm?
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Too good to be true
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
45 or 82?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
The way he died
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...
If two lawyers were drowning...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...
Honesty is the best policy
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch...
A precise location
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
A man walked into a lawyer's office and...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to...
A really cold morning
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
A man walks into a friend and sees...
Trial Of The Century
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A lawyer named Strange died...
Best advice possible
Did you kill the victim?
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...
Guilty as sin
Where lawers come from
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...
A guy walks into a post office...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
The first client
An airliner was having engine trouble...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
That was an insult
Question: What is 1 + 2?
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...
At night court, a man was brought in and set...
A local United Way office realized that...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
An older woman was in the pastoral study...
Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The dog and the butcher
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa...
A guy in a bar
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant...
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche...
An old man was critically ill...