White Hoose
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden...
Backward Santa
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner...
A poor little girl was begging in the street...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
A wish for Christmas
The last words
From Us...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails...
A six year old comes crying...
Where is the French border?
Little Johnny's mother decided to give...
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a...
Missed the word
Matering checking
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing...
What are you doing, Tommy?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
Beautiful -- in a sentence
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
A young teenager comes home from school...
Two children are in a doctor's waiting room...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside...
How old am I?
Little Johnny is coming home from the store...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Homework
Get married
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
In the back woods of Arkansas...
One day a teacher was teaching religion...
Finding the right answers
One day a little boy over heard his parents...
Lick that
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises...
Anybody Home?
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children...
Strict school
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
A fortunate coincidence
A necessary condition
Like father like son
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu...
A priest is walking down the street one day when...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic...
A small boy was lost, so he went up...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance...
Our bright childhood...
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...
Drawing God
Once when Mary was young her school...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher...
Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit...
Winnie The ????
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny...
A good student
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market...
A word play
One day in class the teacher...
Scholarly discussion
A lost skill
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care...
After putting her children to bed, a mother...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders...
Little Johnny comes home from school...
Ear
Their true intention
A failed attempt
One of my first evenings back from overseas...
A novel grasp on marriage
Quick and clear
The real treasure
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching...
A circumcision
Little Johny being literal
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey...
A new method
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom...
Little Johnny was late for school...
Bitter end
Everything we need
A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
Alphabet
A clear moral
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris...
Earn it hiking
A man was taking his wife...
Little Johnny says to his mother...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher...
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as...
A little boy did not go to school one day...
Better than playing doctor
What's the best form of birth control after 50?
PUPPY LOVE
Little Johnny -- being logical
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
Sad revelations
Mom took little johnny to the doctor...
A lesson in ebonics
A young female teacher was giving an assignment...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
Who discovered North America?
One day a boy asks his dad...
A little girl came running into the house crying...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home...
Little Johnny was in class again...
A little period
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with...
First grade romance
Count till fifty
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked...
Following the sign
Silly superstition
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl...
My dog ate my homework
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby...
Wear your collar backwards
Fair Punishment
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny...
Gone fishing
Old enough for cursing
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
THE IRS LETTER...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor...
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day...
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A real bastard
Little Johnny tried out for the school play...
Animal stuttering
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school...