Not so fast!
Rejection Letter Reject
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring...
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard I
A customer sent an order to a distributor...
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about...
Smart decision
The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work...
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping...
So my sister, a natural blond...
Duties will be the same
Proffessional Acquantance
The boss called one of his employees into the office...
A responsible applicant
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together...
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VI
Jon starts working in a lumber camp...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary...
Tactfullness
Advisor on sexual matters
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away...
Equally qualified
Your hair smells nice
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VII
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went...
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth...
Reaching the end of a job interview...
Returning from her vacation...
More than a hundred percent
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
A suitable transplant
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
It's not a big deal, but it feels good
The most painful part
Work Environment
New Lumberjack
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...
Tough sell
Several weeks after a young man had been hired...
The Perfect Worker
Bank Teller
A man goes to his bank manager and says...
A bus station is where a bus stops...
Welfare office
Latex factory
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Telegram received from ex-employee
Downsizing
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are Not
Understanding Your Paycheck
How Shit Happens
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative...
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard II
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste...
Some professions
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
The company president called the chief security guard...
A very modest lady applied for a job...
Doing the job right
What does it mean when the flag at the...
Brain or muscles?
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard X
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher...
A small analogy
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IV
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him...
How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time...
A succession of generations
Sleep well
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VIII
Time to quit
God Meets Bureaucracy
Some things never change
Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
Calling in Sick....
Three envelopes
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve...
It had taken him several months, but the executive...
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard V
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys...
A man was being interviewed for a job...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day...
I am looking for a job as a consultant...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day...
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard III
Wrong floor
As the end of the day drew near...
The Yuppette had risen to executive level...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one...
What marketing is
Corporate Christmas
Saving the situation
Two Italian construction workers...
Holiday accomodations
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IX
After working together for a while...