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This man goes into the doctor with his...
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Two men were walking along the street when...
A miserable rooster
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How do you catch an elephant?
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What's brown and crispy on the outside...
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It's so easy to milk a cow...
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Two male flies are buzzing around...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date...
How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...
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A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...
How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style
How to Catch a White Elephant
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...
A lusty camel
A Second Opinion
A horse and a rabbit
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...
What does a lion call a antelope?
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
An old lady owned two monkeys...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together...
Did you hear about the blind skunk...
This man goes into the doctor with his...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
You know why a dog licks his ass?
What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
Tarzania
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
A man running a little behind schedule arrives...
I've never understood why women love cats...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
An irresolvable problem
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
The essential difference
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...
A gruesome murder
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...
For all animal lovers out there
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation...
How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style
Man and wife at the zoo
A duck walks into a general store...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...
Elephants II
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
Want some chicken?
Snake joke
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
A blind man is standing at the corner...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...
Two cows were talking in the field one day...
Two men were walking along the street when...
A miserable rooster
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...
A fair warning
Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?
Hungry Snake
Good business
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...
The best book on elephants
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...
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Elephants VIII
At an auction
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...
An elephant...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
Two goldfish are in a tank...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Tarzania II
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...
Excerpts from the rural life
Some cows view each day as the last roundup...
Elephants IV
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
Elephants
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...
The story with the moral
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Footless Parrot
A woman was thinking about finding a pet...
German Shepard on Golf Course
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Pet owners
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...
Elephants V
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
A dog walks into a butcher shop...
With best intentions
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
Why did the cactus cross the road?
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...
Two guys go hunting...
Bying a horse
A horse walks into a bar...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...
What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
A talking horse
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...
Beware of dog!
Punishment that fits the crime
Nice, but rough
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Elephants VI
A little girl was out with her Grandmother...
The Insensitive Gorilla
Perfect customer
How do you catch a polar bear?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
There was once a wide mouth frog...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
What has four legs and eight arms?
A veterinarian surgeon...
What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...
What's the worst thing about washing your cat?
A Duck walks into a bar...
The talking dog
Wife comes home to find the old man...
I like monkeys
Elephants III
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
There were two cows in a paddock...
Pray hard
Stuttering animal
How do you make a cat drink?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
Why don't oysters give to charity?
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
Dog washing
What do you call a sleeping bull?
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...
Elephants VII
How do you catch an elephant?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
I think Rover is getting a bit old...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
What's green and has wheels?
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...
A robber was robbing a house...
Almost no diffenrence
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...